A married couple at the Zoo walks past the gorilla enclosure.

Says the woman: ‘Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior?

Look, seeing that no one is looking, I’ll expose one of my breasts to it and see how horny it gets just as men do.

Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the gorilla begins to get a hard-on and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free.

See – says the woman – ‘Now I know why you react the way you do, men can’t control their animal instincts just like gorillas can’t.

Says Mark: Now expose both breasts and let us see what happens.

The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it gets very excited and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure.

Says Mark: This is incredible, now pull your skirt up, turn around and expose your bum to it and let us see what will happen!!!

The woman pull her skirt up turns around with her bum to the gorilla which by now, extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs the woman and starts yanking the clothes off her.

The woman yells: Mark, what do I do now? Please, help me!!!

Mark replies: Now give it one of the excuses that you usually give me:

That you don’t feel like it

That you have a headache

That you’re tired

That your throat is aching

That it is still too early

That I must understand you as a woman

That you are depressed

That you are in one of those days

That you are having a very busy week

That all you need is just to cuddle up

That you’re tensed up

That you have to wake up very early tomorrow

That you woke up very early today

That you walked for long and your feet are aching

That caresses and hugs is all that you want today

That you’re so tensed up that all you want is a good massage to make you relax

That you feel like watching TV

That you don’t wanna miss the soapies

That you’re from the Hair salon and therefore you can’t move and spoil your hair

Go on, explain all that to the gorilla and if it understands, if you can persuade it, then I promise you that from today on I’ll accept your excuses!

Almost 2 weeks ago I was in Islamabad attending an AIESEC conference that I had waited patiently for months and the time had finally arrived to get on the train and head for Islamabad. I had never traveled such a great distance on a train before and I was not prepared for what lay ahead.

The train ride started with an interesting note, just before our train arrived we were informed that some idiots had called in a bomb scare on one of the trains called the “Sindh Express”. Now in light of the recent Lal Masjid “Red Mosque” happenings, this raised a serious question of whether we should get on our train which was on a totally different platform on a totally different side of the train station. Anyways, Saaim’s “JUMBO LCP of AIESEC Karachi” parents were there and they were obviously concerned about our wellbeing. We put it to a vote and the unanimous decision was that we should get on the train.

In my moment of excitement whatever you want to called it, I walked up to a police officer and asked him about the bomb threat and the reply I got was a very logical if one thinks about it. I was told “Aap log Jahil hain, koi train pae bomb rakhay ga to phone kar kay batai ga?” translated “you guys are idiots, if someone plants a bomb on a train, would they call and tell us?”. This made sense to me and it reassured my faith in our police force, they knew what they were talking about especially in Karachi

fost forwarding to the train ride

Once were on on board and settled, our 10 PM train moved across the city and the nice cool breeze was a welcomed by everyone…

fast forwarding to 5:30 AM: RHORI Junction

Rohri Junction was the first stop that we made since we had set out and it was at these junctions that the train stopped for about 20 minutes. I got up cuz there is not much chance of getting a good nights sleep while the train is making a million different sounds and rocking worst than a terrier on crack! Anyways, I woke up Saaim and we got out for some tea, it was nice and refreshing to get some hot tea in some far away village town I had never heard off.

20 minutes later, the train started moving and as the sun came up, it started getting hotter. Now here I would like to point out that Rohri marks the beginning of the Sindh desert and a smart person can only guess what happens when one enters the desert without air conditioning.

YOU OVER HEAT!!!!!

Let that be a lesson to everyone who travels to Punjab by train and is too stingy to get a lower AC ticket. hehehe

fast forwarding to mid day…

Well we did not have much to do so alot of us slept and the one who did not, took pictures of each other doing crazy things! I shall let the pictures speak louder than words.

After a long period of being offline for various reasons, most of which were work or edu”ma”cation related..I have decided to start posting again but I should mention right in the beginning that there’s something seriously wrong with my left and and I can only use my right eye to see hence it’s causing a lot of problems.

Well, As my last post mentioned that I went to a conference to Islamabad, alot has happened since then. Most of what has happened has been covered by the media pretty well globally, cant say the same for the Pakistani media since most of the news channels were threatened to stay quite or loose all chances of ever broadcasting again. Geo on the other hand decided not to abide by those rules and now they’re probably the only ones who cannot still broadcast. Oh well….Life’s a bitch and then some.

A little update on whats been happening since I’ve been away dealing with real life…another conference happened in Karachi which was awesome from what i hear, I’m sure there are a million pictures everywhere on facebook, ya`ll will just need to know an AIESECer to tap in to that resources

The worst part of all this is that I am using an old laptop to type this since Lucy my regular PC has been in the shop for over a week, I hate those warranty people…they take ages to replace a motherboard, and to top it all off…this is the board that I got in place of a busted board. Bastards I tell ya!! Note to self Never buy an MSI board. It will drive you up the Wall with problems!

I started working in September, I always told myself I will never work in a bank and then I ended up in one , it’s true what people say, in Pakistan…the best place to be is in a bank. I’m in the Phone Banking dept. which is fast money with flexible timings. Well it works well if you’re not studying at the same time cuz then one can salvage whats left of his social life. I’m at work 8 hours a day but it seems like an eternity since those eight hours just don’t go by!! It takes forever to spend eight hours doing the same thing again and again. The night shifts are the worst. They’re the most tiring and looooong shifts possible, even though they’re just eight hours again, they seem like eighty! The one thing that’s making me stick around is the people in my department, apart from a few, the others are okay. No one I would like to keep in touch with if and when I leave but for the duration of my stay, they’re all I have hehehe.

Well, as the emergency in Pakistan takes different turns, its quite obvious things will get worst from here but the good part is, Karachi has not had any violent protests like the ones before. Our dear old Mushy stepped down and is now a civilian “dictator” President , let’s see what he can achieve now. I’m all for Mushy btw..he’s done some good work regardless of what people say. I’ve never seen so many roads dug up as during his “development” schemes. Flyover’s did not fall on people either before that but then I guess thats the cost of development.

Anyways, more discussion on this topic later. Right now I have to get some dinner and then my ritual post dinner smoke.

This is O. signing off.